Fantasy Football Fever!!!

                 

I know....no one wants to here about anyone else's fantasy league.  Well, screw you!!

This is the final week for my 14-week Fantasy Football League.  The league is just 8 teams [we decided against expansion this year, to keep the core hatred between just us] with everyone playing each other 2 times.

Our playoffs are only three teams.  The first place gets a bye into the "Cookie Bowl" [the name actually has meaning to us]....with the teams that finish 2nd and 3rd competing to play the 1st place team in the Cookie Bowl.  The winner....gets that ring you see above [the only difference is that ours has a green stone in it]. 

So what about this tie breaker??  Well, here are the standings:

1-Assassins (8-5)  <-----my team
2-Jerry's Kids (8-5)
3-Remley's Repeats (7-5-1)
4-Palmer's Predators (7-6)
5-Holy Smokes (7-6)
6-Valentine's Massacre (5-7-1)
7-Beat Down Bonanza (5-8)
8-And The New... (4-9)

This week's schedule:  Assassins v Remley's Repeats....Jerry's Kids v Beat Down Bonanza.....Palmer's Predators v Holy Smokes....Valentine's Massacre v And The New.  So, essentially, there are TWO games that are pretty much playoff games. 

IF THE ASSASSINS (8-5)....
WIN
-Clinch FIRST PLACE (owns tiebreaker over Jerry’s Kids, 2-0)
LOSE
-Clinch SECOND PLACE with a loss by Jerry’s Kids (owns combined tiebreaker over Jerry’s Kids and Holy Smokes/Palmer’s Predators winner, 4-2)
-Clinch THIRD PLACE with a win by Jerry’s Kids and the Holy Smokes/Palmer’s Predators winner scoring less total points.
-Are ELIMINATED with a win by Jerry’s Kids and the Holy Smokes/Palmer’s Predators winner scoring more total points.

IF JERRY’S KIDS (8-5).....
WIN
-Clinch FIRST PLACE with a loss by Assassins
-Clinch SECOND PLACE with a win by Assassins (owns tiebreaker over Jerry’s Kids, 2-0)
LOSE
-Clinch SECOND PLACE with a win by Assassins (own both tiebreakers over Holy Smokes-Palmer’s Predators winner)
-Clinch THIRD PLACE with a loss by Assassins and Holy Smokes (Assassins own three way tiebreaker, 3-1...and Jerry’s Kids would own tiebreakers over Palmer’s Predators 2-2 to 1-3)
-ELIMINATED with a loss by Assassins and Palmer’s Predators (Assassins own three way tiebreaker, 3-1...and Holy Smokes owns tiebreaker over Jerry’s Kids 2-2 to 1-3)

IF REMLEY’S REPEATS (7-5-1).....
WIN
-Clinch FIRST PLACE with a loss by Jerry’s Kids
-Clinch SECOND PLACE with a win by Jerry’s Kids
LOSS
-ELIMINATED

IF HOLY SMOKES (7-6).....
WIN
-Clinch THIRD PLACE with a win by Assassins
-Clinch THIRD PLACE with a loss by Assassins and a win by Jerry’s Kids, if they score more total points than Assassins
-Clinch THIRD PLACE with a loss by Assassins a Jerry’s Kids
-ELIMINATED with a loss by Assassins and a win by Jerry’s Kids, if they score fewer total points than Assassins
LOSE
-ELIMINATED

IF PALMER’S PREDATORS (7-6).....
WIN
-Clinch THIRD PLACE with a win by Assassins
-Clinch THIRD PLACE with a loss by Assassins and a win by Jerry’s Kids, if they score more total points than Assassins
-ELIMINATED with a loss by Assassins and a win by Jerry’s Kids, if they score fewer total points than Assassins
-ELIMINATED with a loss by Assassins and Jerry’s Kids (Assassins own three way tiebreaker, 3-1...and Jerry’s Kids would own tiebreaker over Holy Smokes due to more total points since both would be 1-3 in three way tiebreaker)
LOSE
-ELIMINATED