Friday, December 9, 2005

Fantasy Football Fever!!!

                 

I know....no one wants to here about anyone else's fantasy league.  Well, screw you!!

This is the final week for my 14-week Fantasy Football League.  The league is just 8 teams [we decided against expansion this year, to keep the core hatred between just us] with everyone playing each other 2 times.

Our playoffs are only three teams.  The first place gets a bye into the "Cookie Bowl" [the name actually has meaning to us]....with the teams that finish 2nd and 3rd competing to play the 1st place team in the Cookie Bowl.  The winner....gets that ring you see above [the only difference is that ours has a green stone in it]. 

So what about this tie breaker??  Well, here are the standings:

1-Assassins (8-5)  <-----my team
2-Jerry's Kids (8-5)
3-Remley's Repeats (7-5-1)
4-Palmer's Predators (7-6)
5-Holy Smokes (7-6)
6-Valentine's Massacre (5-7-1)
7-Beat Down Bonanza (5-8)
8-And The New... (4-9)

This week's schedule:  Assassins v Remley's Repeats....Jerry's Kids v Beat Down Bonanza.....Palmer's Predators v Holy Smokes....Valentine's Massacre v And The New.  So, essentially, there are TWO games that are pretty much playoff games. 

IF THE ASSASSINS (8-5)....
WIN
-Clinch FIRST PLACE (owns tiebreaker over Jerry’s Kids, 2-0)
LOSE
-Clinch SECOND PLACE with a loss by Jerry’s Kids (owns combined tiebreaker over Jerry’s Kids and Holy Smokes/Palmer’s Predators winner, 4-2)
-Clinch THIRD PLACE with a win by Jerry’s Kids and the Holy Smokes/Palmer’s Predators winner scoring less total points.
-Are ELIMINATED with a win by Jerry’s Kids and the Holy Smokes/Palmer’s Predators winner scoring more total points.

IF JERRY’S KIDS (8-5).....
WIN
-Clinch FIRST PLACE with a loss by Assassins
-Clinch SECOND PLACE with a win by Assassins (owns tiebreaker over Jerry’s Kids, 2-0)
LOSE
-Clinch SECOND PLACE with a win by Assassins (own both tiebreakers over Holy Smokes-Palmer’s Predators winner)
-Clinch THIRD PLACE with a loss by Assassins and Holy Smokes (Assassins own three way tiebreaker, 3-1...and Jerry’s Kids would own tiebreakers over Palmer’s Predators 2-2 to 1-3)
-ELIMINATED with a loss by Assassins and Palmer’s Predators (Assassins own three way tiebreaker, 3-1...and Holy Smokes owns tiebreaker over Jerry’s Kids 2-2 to 1-3)

IF REMLEY’S REPEATS (7-5-1).....
WIN
-Clinch FIRST PLACE with a loss by Jerry’s Kids
-Clinch SECOND PLACE with a win by Jerry’s Kids
LOSS
-ELIMINATED

IF HOLY SMOKES (7-6).....
WIN
-Clinch THIRD PLACE with a win by Assassins
-Clinch THIRD PLACE with a loss by Assassins and a win by Jerry’s Kids, if they score more total points than Assassins
-Clinch THIRD PLACE with a loss by Assassins a Jerry’s Kids
-ELIMINATED with a loss by Assassins and a win by Jerry’s Kids, if they score fewer total points than Assassins
LOSE
-ELIMINATED

IF PALMER’S PREDATORS (7-6).....
WIN
-Clinch THIRD PLACE with a win by Assassins
-Clinch THIRD PLACE with a loss by Assassins and a win by Jerry’s Kids, if they score more total points than Assassins
-ELIMINATED with a loss by Assassins and a win by Jerry’s Kids, if they score fewer total points than Assassins
-ELIMINATED with a loss by Assassins and Jerry’s Kids (Assassins own three way tiebreaker, 3-1...and Jerry’s Kids would own tiebreaker over Holy Smokes due to more total points since both would be 1-3 in three way tiebreaker)
LOSE
-ELIMINATED

 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Seeing that AOL 'f'd up my league from last year and it was too late for me to get into any FF league, I will put those feelings aside and wish you the best of luck in your league Sportz. LoL. Hey, speaking of how bad the BCS sucks major worms out of rotten apples, would it not suck even more if the National Fantasy Football people, or anyone who has the authority to 'f' anything up, what if Fantasy Football incorporated and mandated that every single Fantasy Football league in America must use a college BCS style of post season.  That would suck, and I have a disturbed mind. LoL. Good luck man.