When news came out about Ole Miss' Andy Kennedy's wife filing a lawsuit because her husband can't perform like he used to, so many things filled the ol' noggin.
First off, why file this suit? If you don't know, Kennedy got into an alleged scuffle with a cab driver here in Cincinnati last month. The cabbie and a valet claim that Kennedy assaulted the driver and shouted out racial slurs (well, calling someone "bin Laden" is racial slur). Kennedy, who is denying all of this, has filed a defamation suit against both the cabbie and the valet because they say these claims have hurt him financially.
All that seems fair (though I don't see how the valet should get sued when he just told people what he saw). So why does his wife need to pile on? What will her suit do?
Well, now everyone knows that Kennedy is having trouble in the bedroom. I guess those 20-year old college students who attend these hoops games won't forget about that. How many chants are going to rain down on Kennedy now that everyone knows he has a problem? It also makes his wife seem like a bit of a skank when she decides that not getting enough sex is worth embarrassing your husband.
Oh, and nothing gets a man's sex drive up more than telling the world he has problems pleasing you.
First off, why file this suit? If you don't know, Kennedy got into an alleged scuffle with a cab driver here in Cincinnati last month. The cabbie and a valet claim that Kennedy assaulted the driver and shouted out racial slurs (well, calling someone "bin Laden" is racial slur). Kennedy, who is denying all of this, has filed a defamation suit against both the cabbie and the valet because they say these claims have hurt him financially.
All that seems fair (though I don't see how the valet should get sued when he just told people what he saw). So why does his wife need to pile on? What will her suit do?
Well, now everyone knows that Kennedy is having trouble in the bedroom. I guess those 20-year old college students who attend these hoops games won't forget about that. How many chants are going to rain down on Kennedy now that everyone knows he has a problem? It also makes his wife seem like a bit of a skank when she decides that not getting enough sex is worth embarrassing your husband.
Oh, and nothing gets a man's sex drive up more than telling the world he has problems pleasing you.
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