With J.J. Redick on AOL Sports: Sports Bloggers Live tonight....it gets one [especially a Carolina fan] to wonder about all the other Dookies that chapped our hides....and Coack K is omitted from this list.
"Oh my God!! I am soooo fabulous!!!"
Oh, how we hated him. "Christy" Laettner was the ring leader of the hated Devils. His lisping, chest stomping style bit a tad worse since his teams actually won. He hit two huge NCAA tournament shots in route to two NCAA Tournament titles...one of which  was right in front of our Tar Heel noses. Of course, the greatest Dook player ever tanked in the pros...bringing his whining style with him and crying out of so many towns.
Nothing is more anoying than these morons. Don't get me wrong....there is nothing better than watching a Carolina-Duke game in Cameron. I can get with the cheers and their ritualistic chants [that most Heels know better than the Crazies do]. But I hate their spastic ways and dumb get ups. These are supposed to be the smartest people of their age group...and they use such knowledge to gut open a basketball, cut out some eyes and wear a blue cape? It is liking watching those band geeks making out with other band geeks and thinking they are cool. I wonder of Richard Nixon was a Cameron Crazy??
Hurley was easy to hate...since he was the human equivalent to a rat. He looked like a Special Olympian on the court and played tougher than he really was. Of course, a bad case of the "bubble-guts" during the 1990 NCAA title game threw him near the top of the hated list. He'd try to pick fights....then run and hide when opponents wanted a piece of him. He ruined his NBA career by running his car into a ditch.
"I'm open!! I'm always open!!!"
It is easy to point to his cockiness....but I hate him for his game. He thinks he is God....but comes up lame in big games in his career. Sure, hitting 3s all over Boston U is all good....but maybe do it against North Carolina or in the NCAAs. It reminds me of a line in Happy Gilmore [which I am about to butcher. "I bet you can make a good living going around and getting in long rangecontests" Same with Redick. He will get to the NBA...but will be little more than a long range guy who cannot defend, handle the ball or do anything else
Of course, anyone with the name "Ferry" for Duke is an easy target. But he was All World at Duke and was Coach K's greatest discovery - bringing in white kids who looked like they were middle aged plays over really well! But nothing was better than when he said "screw you" to the Clippers [whodrafted him #2 overall] so he could play for Real Madrid. He should have stayed there...as his NBA career was garbage.
"Can I change my last name to K???"
Here is the kicker on him....you can still hate him! He was, at best, a 6th option for Dook who got a shot at being an assistant coach. Yet, if he hit one shot in a game....he celebrated as if he hit that game winner over Kentucky in 1992. He brings the same emotion to the coaching ranks....even baiting former Tar Heel coach Matt Doherty into sparring battle in an ACC tournament game.
He was easier to hate since he manned that "horrible" Duke team of 1995. Of course, the Herman Munster takes were funny at the time [and still are], nothing is funnier than seeing his colorful tatts all over his pimple filled arms
As my wife says.....hot-dog head.
Wait...I can't make fun of people with birth defects. Dude, why are all your facial features dead smack in the middle of your face??
This little ball of fire would make one layup....then slap down on the floor like anyone was supposed to be scared. Oh, and like Chris Collins, he has landed on K's bench.