Thursday, February 18, 2010

Placing Bets on Tiger's Cliches

With Tiger Woods upcoming statement, a sports book is offering betting odds on which cliches he'll use.

7/2 I regret the hurt I've caused
5/1 Thank my family
5/1 I'm sorry
6/1 Time to reflect
10/1 Return to golf
12/1 Appeal for privacy
12/1 Getting back on the course
12/1 Thank God
14/1 Thanks to my sponsors who have stuck by me
14/1 The Masters
16/1 Doing what I do best
16/1 Look to my family and God for forgiveness
20/1 Thank IMG for all their support
20/1 I am now just looking to the future
20/1 Time for change

There are also some other classics (66/1 odds for "sex addiction") ... please check out the site.

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