Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Big East Defenders Get Shot at Tea-Bagging Paulus
Ex-Duke point guard Greg Paulus will be the starting quarterback for the Syracuse Orange this year. First off, how bad is it that a BCS school must start a cat who hasn't played football in four years and is on a one-year deal?
Second off ... who's gonna tea-bag Paulus next?
Any anti-Duke fan always will remember Paulus as the guy who got dunked on repeatedly. It wasn't just dunked on like the way Jerry Stackhouse or LeBron James got dunked on. No, he was dunked on as he was trying to take a charge. That means that the dunker's junk was all in Paulus' grill.
My favorites are when Danny Green got him in Cameron Indoor Stadium a couple years ago. There was also the famous Deron Washington "dunk" (it actually was a lay-in) and the Dwayne Collins embarrassment.
Now that Paulus is a QB, you know that he's going to roll out, pump fake and get that big defensive end in the air and then ... well, you know.
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