Happy Holidays....from Laker Fans!

                 

 

 

A LAKER POEM

by Lakr Mike

 

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the South
A river of fast food traveled into Shaq's mouth

 

His career on the downslide and on hold for a spell
Cause the weight that he carries causes his knees to swell

 

He sits on the sidelines and munches on snacks
The weight of his salary on his teammates' backs

 

But Heat fans don't worry - not one Heat fan's bumming
Cause they got their young savior - The Second Coming

 

He's humble, so humble, he's clearly a saint
So the refs blow their whistles when he drives through the paint

 

He's a natural leader and a real go-getter
Thinks only of making his teammates better

 

He's like Jesus + MJ, this kid is so fine
Shoot, he's turning DeWater into DeWhine

 

And the media loves him - they just can't wait
To declare this young player The All-time Great

 

But there's one little issue that stands in the way
It's Dark Side Kobe on Christmas Day

 

Everyone will be watching, before eating their dinner
What if Darth Kobe Bryant should emerge the winner?

 

What to say to our children, if DeWhiner does stumble?
Civilization, as we know it, would surely crumble

 

And what kind of lesson would society learn?
Oh, do something quick, Commissioner Stern

 

Create a new rule that would clear the floor
Of players who wear number 24

 

Or tell all your refs to swallow their tooters
When Kobe gets grabbed like some waitress at Hooters

 

Let the Heat beat the Lakers - nevermind the truth
That's as useless as a Dade County voting booth

 

DeWhine is the greatest - we must believe
Please giftwrap the game, this Christmas Eve