Hootie Hoo!!! Rick Pitino Pays $3,000 For Abortion

The Rick Pitino saga has taken a turn for the strange. In an article from the Louisville Courier Journal, Pitino admits to police of meeting his accused extortionist at a restaurant and eventually had the sexy-time with her ... in the restaurant after closing time. While his assistants were still there and could hear what was going on.

A few weeks later, she called Pitino up to say she was pregnant, she wanted an abortion but couldn't afford to do it. So Ricky P gave her $3,000 to get rid of the problem. Nice. Wonder if Mrs. Pitino knew about any of this?

Just listen to the second verse of the song above (Andre 3000's verse) to get the gist of what happened.

All I can say is WOW. We knew that Pitino could dress like a pimp with his fine suits (even the white one) and his pinky rings but I had no idea he was the type of cat to cheat on his wife in a restaurant and then fork over money for an abortion.

Also, stop with the "he should step down" or "the University should fire him." Go to your work tomorrow and demand that everyone who has done any of this be fired immediately.