Friday, January 7, 2005

THE DOUG AND JACKIE VARIETY SHOW!!!

                                   

I swear that this is the funniest thing I think I’ve ever heard.

Sacramento Kings guard Doug Christie…and his wife…will be the subjects of a new reality show. The show will be on VH1. Nothing is set in stone…but negotiations are ongoing. If it is a go, filming begins on Tuesday the 11th.

Jackie Christie….aka Mrs. Christie….aka the one wearing the pants….is doing the moving and shaking. She’s gotten clearance from the NBA to allow a camera crew to follow them at his job….and to film her following him at his job too.

                             

Jackie defends the move. "There has been a lot of negative publicity and a lot of misperceptions and misunderstandings about our relationship. We want people to know it's cool to be committed and respectful of yourself and your family. We're just happy together the way we do it, and a lot of people misunderstand that and think that he's an athlete and he should act this way or that way."

For those of you who don’t know about Doug and Jackie….Doug spends most of his time on the court sending hand signals out to his wife….punctuated by raising his left air in the air. He is mostly a defensive player…who has his offensive moments and has been one of the Kings key players in their recent success. His off-the-court interests include designing men’s clothes. He also has a nice tattoo on his left hand [ya know, the one he raises in the air to send love to his wife] that reads “infinite love”.

                                       

                      Doug Christie's Official Website-DC13

Whether it is designing purses or fighting Rick Fox…Jackie is usually not to far away from Doug. When she attends his games…he waits for her to come down from the stands after the game so they can walk off the court together. Remember when he was tossed against Miami two weeks ago?? She ran down from the stands to walk with him into the tunnel…and into “the showers”.

In fact, Jackie has her own website: http://www.jackiechristie.com

It isn’t just love…it is help. "When I make this sign, it means drive to the hole," she said. "When I make this sign, it means smile because you look a little sad on the bench. He started making this sign and said, 'This means I love you,' and it developed from there. It makes me feel real special.” There are betting pools done to see how many times Christie signals to his wife in a game.

And Doug is cool with this. “Every conversation I've ever had with a woman since we've been married besides my wife she knows about. She's been there. But what are we talking about? Banking? Mortgage? Other than that, I don't have anything to say to anybody. It's taking up my time and my time is limited to basketball and my family." Jackie says, "Doug is allowed to look at females. I would prefer he didn't."

Every July 8.…I mean EVERY…the Christies re-marry. And, no….not a renewing of their vows. They have a complete wedding with a preacher, guests, reception, cake, etc. Jackie has reportedly had incidents with female autograph seekers and reporters. She sends him notes in the locker room. She follows the team bus in her car…while talking to him on cell phones. She’s moved her mother in with them.

Jackie Christie

Of course, to us Laker fans, Christie is known for being the guy who threw up those bricks late in Game 7 of the 2002 Western Conference Finals. And the classic Shaq quote about his foot: “I had Doug Christie’s wife massage it for me before coming over here.“ And all of this “lovey-dovey” with his wife has given us chuckles and ribbing to Kings fans. Of course, it is their business and, it is true, we shouldn’t go after that. What any couple do with their marriage is their business and we should respect that.

But, if they put it onTV…then we haveevery freaking right to ridicule them!  I mean, they will be getting paid to "entertain" us about their day to day operations.  If he was getting crap before from just what we see now....imagine the hell he'll receive we when see what goes on OFF the court. 

At least there might be something for us Laker fans to watch this summer.

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64 comments:

monponsett said...

I can't wait for that...I hear Jackie will be upset if she sees women on the street talking about it.

gypsyslv said...

I used to think 'to each his own'.  If this works for the Christies, then bless 'em and leave 'em alone.  But now she (and no point saying they, as it is quite apparent that Mrs. Christie is the Dominant and dougie is her subbie boy) wants to put it on the tube.  So NOW they are fair game.  And there is going to be alot of folks lining up to take a crack at shooting these two ducks and it's going to be just that easy.  

It's also pretty obvious that Mrs. Christie wants to be the star in the family.  I would say that is more her motivation than love or setting the record straight.  I mean the woman has a WEBSITE promoting herself?  Daaaayum girl.....your vanity is showing.  

davjohnst5 said...

It just goes to show, you can't buy class!

brother152 said...

Although I could not be married like that - to each it's own. If Doug is happy great - he is not breaking the law so why should anyone care. As far as his wife's motives - who cares - she's not breaking the law either (Doug thinks it's love and thats what counts).  However, having a reality show about this subject is stupid and bizarre (not for the Christie's because they will probably make nice money off it), how could anyone get any entertainment value out of it.

theelordsrebel said...

I recall watching on a sports show, years ago how Jackie Christie "clocks" her husband's every move. The reason I don't hink she's not being fair to the public is, she doesn't specify why?

Too many women hide behind the "All guys are dogs," philosophy, whereas, what does that make the women they sleep with, but "bi___es!"

I al ways hera women stating they don't trust their men around other women--even their mother, sisters, and friends. Therefore, who are the dogs, us or fellow females?

Women don't do enough to publicly raise people's eyes to seeing how promiscuious, money-hungry, greedy women, who will even try to acquire it, through other women's men, need to be exposed, shamed, and eliminated.
Marriages and relationship breakups are systematic in this society. It makes more single people available for gay-daism.

As well, it brings in more money to lawyers and the injustices of the US courts.
Don't do the show Doug. All women get mesmerized and flabbergasted by being seen on TV. If you and yours do this (devil's) reality show, you'll be the laughing stocks when you end up divorced/separated, months or years, from now.

Frank Talk

bigmikebaba said...

well hear we go again , with the family values  and i doug and his wife understand what is going on because they will have a lot of people  watching them .
as afro-american you have to be careful about everything that you do because  big brother is watching you .

dapthip11 said...

She sounds like a classic "PSYCHO" chick...

saunderstia said...

I think it's great that they are each other's best friend and fan.  It's also important that if they have taken an interest in each other's daily activities. At least they know they are cheating on each other. As a woman we all do know how important it is to keep your man and who wants a cheat. However, I don't think that I'd need to prove all that to anyone by airing it on television. That's real insecurity and what the joking has been about anyway.

judyinlargo said...

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, ALREADY----EVERYONE NEEDS SPACE --THAT BEHAVIOR  WILL SOON GET OLD OR WEAR THIN.... I'VE BEEN MARRIED TO A WONDEFUL MAN FOR 34 YEARS---WE KISS GOODBYE AT 5:00AM--GO TO OUR RESPECTIVE WORK PLACES AND THEN REUNITE AND ENJOY OUR TIME TOGETHER IN THE EVENING....JP IN LARGO

nel38386 said...

Wow!! Doug Christie should know that it's not "cool" to put his family first in today's society. To the show I say... Finally a program I can watch with my children. As for their relationship.. They are the King and Queen of their castle and we do not live in it with them, as of today, I have not yet received an email from Vh1 threatening my life if I do not watch the show. If people spent half the time they spend worrying about ( or writing about) this couple's relationship on their own families I'm sure the divorce rate would plummet! By the way, thanks for the link to her website, I found a gorgeous handbag and bought it.  

jelynbuta said...

i think it's great because in this time and age when it appears that family is last ;this family does all it can to stay not only a family but a close one at that. i for one wolud love to see this reality show.if the truth be known we all might learn something from the christies.love of god and family what could be more important than that?i say god bless them and continue to do what keep their family strong.much love and respect.

janice7920 said...

It all just boils down the fact that she don't trust her man. End of story--no need for a VH1 special.

drivingbyfaith said...

hey I love that doug and jackie love each other but why do u need to be on a tv show to show love that maybe real but it looks like jackie a smart business women who knows she good looking and wants to be shown I can't imagine doug wanting to do this he's on tv every other day love should be kept a secret not televised but Im not their maker so, I just dont agree but i hope its real and jackie wont be the next hot black actress no disrespect doug

lwdoll821 said...

THIS IS SO CUTE!
MY FIANCE PASSED AWAY 6 MONTHS AGO leaving ME with OUR 2yr.old DAUGHTER 2 RAISE on MY OWN, I MISS the CLOSE COMPANISHIP we HAD, & I'm GLAD that GOD gave ME that KIND of LOVE for 7yrs.  Only TIME we were APART is when he WENT into US ARMY, when is MOM PASSED, & when he GOT SICK/MAD (cause he didn't want me 2 know he was DYING, he didn't want 2 see me sad/cry).  I WISH I had MORE TIME, but I'm GLAD for the TIME I HAD GOOD/BAD.  LIFE IS 2 SHORT 2 BE LEFT APART FROM THE 1 U LUV.  I WISH THEM THE BEST IN EVERY THING THEY DO & MORE TIME TOGETHER IN LOVE....
LWDOLL821  LA CALLI!

greaterbay2 said...

Everyone in the NBA already knows this.  They probably thinks it's a joke.  It's all about trust.  She can't trust him beyond her site.  She wears the pants and he wears whatever she says.  A TV show, what a joke.  I wouldn't watch it.  I bet he calls her "MOTHER"  

athletedb said...

Yes jackie has the potential to be the next Robin Givens

lwpettusjr said...

Hey, I think it's great if you like it I love it Doug and Jackie. However, I wouldn't watch it and I don't think anyone else will either. Jackie will seek like the overbearing wife Doug will seem henpecked. Jackie, who is beautiful, will not be able to hold the screen like say a Jessica Simpson. Not ditzy she will seem like she is in the way I though so when Doug got into the fight with Rick Foxx. By the way who wants to watch a man on T.V. that had to have his wife defend him from another man. So Jackie if you can get a network to play a reality version of the Bewitched Road Rules hour go for it. Get that money baby. But when it flops don't be disappointed just be out of our sites.

watersgolf said...

What? This woman doesn't have anything better to do with her life than follow her husband around 24-7?  I feel really sad for her because it seems that she has nothing of her own so she has to attach herself to her husbands' every move in order to validate her existence on this earth.  But perhaps her husband IS her life,,,whatever,,,why would anyone watch this other than to sit back and realize that their own marriage is not that bad ;-)  I wish my wife would follow me to work everyday...we'd be divorced by 5:00pm!

lewisamoose17 said...

Yo Jackie can get Holla

perfectworld4 said...

THAT BITCH IS CRAZY AS HELL.............................

mjgorvien said...

I have a title for the series, "Fatal Attraction II"

xtbarbieri said...

While I don't know much about Doug Christie and his wife, if what I'm reading is true, they have some serious problems. This woman strikes me as being very possessive and insecure. "Doesn't she have any friends she can hang out with"? What person, married or otherwise wants their mate underneath them 24/7? If they bring their lives to a public forum, expect all types of negative backlash.

blikit50 said...

                 



              MAYBE IF KOBE'S WIFE HAD "CLUNG' TO HER MAN
        THE WAY JACKIE IS DOING REGARDLESS OF HOW ODD
         IT APPEARS,HE WOULDN'T GOING THROUGH HIS MESS.
                                               BLIKIT50

brockarla said...

Sure glad my wife does not lack in trust for me!

riddler574 said...

This is one physco lady...............crazy. Get a divorce and a restraining order!

preventblind said...

I think they're cute. She obviously supports him and he respects her.

randyp218 said...

I remember Doug from meeting him in Chicago when i worked for an MRI facility that had a contract with the NBA. Doug was a kind of shy and timid guy, and apparently it caught up with him. Doug dont do it Bro-RUN!!!!!

chucki0411 said...

what the hell is wrong with society that they feel so messed up about their relationship they love each other and there is nothing wrong with that they are not hurting or bothering anyone and frankly it all sounds like straight jelousy and hatred for two beautiful people that are only guilty of caring for one another we really don't even know the truth of how they live their life except for what is put out by the media, and thats so very sad and we all will be watching their show and god bless them!

jaxberry7 said...

Good Catch! You Laker fans are observant...a 2 Guard focussing on his wife. That's...weird! If Christie is not careful, this kind of behavior might keep him out of court...and possibly waste all of his prime without enjoying a good sexual assault charge.

When will he learn?

laroycerausaw said...

I think it's great for a man and his better half to have a public relationship. But, beware the more eyes seeing inside your house  the curtains you'll have to put up.

gutcuts said...

I DON,T THINK THEY SHOULD DO THE SHOW. BECAUSE WHAT THEY DO AND HOW THEY HANDLE THEIR MARRIAGE SHOULD NOT BE OF PUBLIC RECORD.IF IT WORKS FOR THEM THAT,S ALL THAT MATTERS .THE WAY LIFE IS TODAY WE SHOULD COMMEND THEM .WHEN TWO PEOPLE ARE HAPPY TOGETHER AND LOVE EACH OTHERIT CAN BE THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD. EVERYBODY ELSE NEEDS TO GET A LIFE OF THEIR OWN.

dclicciardi said...

I DONT THINK THEY SHOULD DO THE SHOW BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO FOCUS ON PLAYING, WHICH HE NEEDS ALOT OF HELP!
"A LAKER FAN"

largill617 said...

This is a very sad testament of a marriage. If this woman feels the need to be involved in EVERY aspect of her husband's life, it is obvious that she has ISSUES!
Doesn't she understand, as an adult, that love is difficult enough to cultivate? What purpose would inviting jealousy,criticism and skeptisism into a supposed happy existence serve? If you are truly happy and in love then I implore you to look within yourselves to continue your journey as one as discreetly as possible!! You live in the public's eye as it is. Savor what little privacy you have. And Jackie, GROW THE HELL UP!!!!!! Doug, SPEAK the HELL UP!!!!!    

mistered25 said...

hey DOUG SHOW A PAIR STAND UP TO YOUR WIFE SHE CAN BE THE BOSS BUT AT LEAST IN PUBLIC YOU CAN SHOW A LITTLE BACKBONE THERE ISN"T ANYTHING WRONG WITH THE WIFE WEARING THE PANTS JUST DON"T LET HER OWN EVERY PAIR.

gkj4film said...

Do any of us really have any right to say what is 'right' or 'wrong' in a relationship? They are obviously ok with it, so should we.

flikwriter said...

I think its so sad, the guy is attached to her hip. The saddest thing is he doesnot even know it.
stacey

kmh112562 said...

oh good, another piece of crap to watch on tv

briand4 said...

totally and utterly worthless garbage......I wouldn't watch this program for a used bubble gum wrapper.....what gives........have we, as a society, descended so far as to find such tripe entertaining?  

ericpowanich said...

Doug and Jackie do your thing. Be the best and have fun.I just heard the bad new that you been traded Doug. How you feel about that? You will always be a king to me.Thanks for the good for the D you bought us. you will be well missed.

emmetclark said...

He plays like a pussy so why not act like one at home

fyshoholic said...

         
 ;just heard doug will be traded tonight  its a bad move for the kings  
 
 if so  we will miss you both

fyshoholic said...


     dont listen to all the crap  they write in here ,  those other comments  are from lakers fans   what else have they got to live for ?  but other peoples  drama  is all they have now

bfbb323 said...

doug was a defensive force and also scored his share of points, he will be missed and not easily replaced. bad move maloofs!!!!!!!!!!

loye32 said...

Get a life Jackie!

lbcanadaphile said...

It's one thing to be devoted to your mate--it's entirely another to follow his team bus in your car talking to him every moment of the trip because God forbid he might think of something else other than you and getting people fired because they had the audacity to be female, which Jackie has done.  Uh, trust issues, anyone?

whyme631 said...

doug, come on, love is good and all that,but a full wedding every year.please stop the madness.and waste of money,be the man i know you are.

nejilah said...

hen pecked---yo Doug dude, how bout growing a set---she's got you brainwashed, and when does embarrassment set in. Now you want to go national on TV ? I play hoops to, not professional like you but, i was taught from pee wee league to "think before you react." Well big guy, you best start thinking cause, this all all about her and it's at you expense. Pride, dignity and self respect = a man, without it, well, your the kind of guy who's wife's car follows the team bus.

Mark114

rubenjr23 said...

Are you kidding me....  C'mon Doug don't you see she doesn't want you out of her sight...  Jackie is a wacko brother.  Get out while you can.  You think you had it bad before, well it's about to get worse.

howkathunt said...

all I can say is good luck

soupermario54 said...

Have Fun in Miami, hope the fans love you as much as sac fans did?
Laker Fan

zone305954 said...

She can be as crazy as she wants to be for as fine as she is. Screw that fellas. Anyone of ya'll would take a fine ass chick like her and deal with her being a little nuts. It would be all good for me.

As far as a tv show, that's flat out stupid, but if my wife is looking like that, she can walk me off the court anytime, drive behind the team bus whenever she wants and do whatever she darn well pleases.

While other NBA stars would never claim to envious of Christie, most of them probably are. They wish they had a woman that devoted to them, one who wasn't about the almighty bankroll.

Let's say like Kobe Bryant's wife who needed a four million dollar rock to stick around or for the same fact that she didn't know that he was who he was before she married him or the fact she got hella rich after marrying him.

And how about just give Christie some credit for being a MAN to his WOMAN. Not being some piece of dirt cheat who will screw anything under the sun like so many of his married teammates were probably doing.

scire20 said...

FUCK REALITY TV!

edougherty3 said...

Welcome to Orlando...we're glad you and Jackie are here.  Have fun, play defense and support your teammates.  We need talent like you in Orlando.  See ya at the game and live life the way YOU want to...it seems to have worked well to this point.  Much success.

lreitzner said...

If they want to do a variety show so be it.  I commend Jackie for being there and doing the things she does.  Other NBA wives should follow and maybe there husbands wouldnt be raping and getting infected with aids.  Other NBA wives don't care what there husbands do because they are gettin the cheddar and thats all they care about, the lifestyle and the money and the cars and the jewels..."so what if my baby's daddy is gettin a little in another town  he comes home to me and i got all the fine bling"  I know jackie will agree with me  thats what the other woman think and its pretty sad.  MOST athletes are pigs and so when you find one that is good and loving to his wife other men make fun.  Way to Go Jackie continue doing what your doing because then maybe we won't be hearing how another NBA player is being accused of something.  Athletes are all Prima Donna assholes who think with their little heads and get away with everything  its refreshing to hear about one of the good ones.

losemyhead said...

Add a restraining order on Kobe Bryant as quickly and quietly as possible. Kobe has too many mental issues we can't afford to have him be seen on camera with either Christie.

upsacc10 said...

I really don't understand the full wedding thing every year but if you like wasting money, its yours to do so. It's pretty clear who wears the pants in that relationship. I also think Jackie could have some insecure issues. Good luck down in Orlando.      Bulls Fan

jacison said...

What the hell his mother-in-law moved in. What a Pussy

doug7825 said...

You sure have a lot of time on your hands dwelling on someone's elses life. If you want to judge someone, look in the mirror and start with yourself. Get a life!

lwdoll821 said...

I'm LAKER FAN & PROUD 2 SAY IT, but I LOVE THE CHRISTIES LUV that they SHARE WITH 1 ANOTHER, ALL U IMMATURE PEOPLE 2 NEED 2 GET A GRIP, & STAY OUT OF THERE BUSINESS.  Like the SAYING QUOTED by OUR ANCESTORS "IF U CAN'T SAY NOTHING NICE or INTELLIGENT ABOUT SOME 1 U NEED 2 KEEP U'R MOUTH SHUT", BECAUSE U WOULDN'T LIKE KNOW 1 JUDGE U ABOUT U'R HOPELESS LIFES OF GOSSIP DRAMA TALKING  ABOUT WHAT GOES ON IN U'R CLOSET; LOL.  Also all U HATER'S HATIN on KOBE, yall need 2 QUIT, & GET A LIFE.  How many of U has U'r WOMEN or MEN CHEATIN on U as I'm TYPING this NOTE (U probably don't even know it, lol)?  That is KOBE & HIS WIFE BUSINESS, U CAN'T JUDGE THEM ONLY GOD CAN, & GOD WILL JUDGE U FOR JUDGING THEM?  U THINK KOBE REALLY CARE  ABOUT WHAT U HATER'S GOT 2 SAY, HE GOT 2 MUCH GOING ON WITH ALL $'S/3 RINGS HE GOT IN FRONT OF HIM 2 CARE ABOUT THAT, & HE LOVES U HATIN ON HIM IT MAKES HIM SO WORTHY BIG HEADED THAT HE GOT YALL & SHAQ TRIPPIN 2 LEAVE LA (remember that in orlando with penny); LOL.  IF I was SHAQ would of STAYED & RIDE THAT TRAIN TILL THE WHEELS FELL OFF, but in a way I'm GLAD SHAQ LEFT because I THINK WE HAVE BETTER GROWING TEAM with LESS DRAMA, & SHAQ is TERRIFIC for MIAMI HEAT with POWERFUL THE DWAYNE WADE (still ain't better KB, but the boy he got skills & imagine wade/ kobe 2 gether; wicked).  DON'T GET ME WRONG I STILL LOVE U SHACK & ALSO THE 3 RINGS U DISH OUT 2 US, I JUST THINKS ALL FOR THE BEST?  GOD BLESS U ALL....
SINCERLY LWDOLL821 CALLI/BELIZE LOVER!  

lenekramo said...

You can say that Doug Christie is P-whip and Jackie wears the pans.  He does not sleep in the couch and probably has one hell of a sex life. If that floats his boat that's fine with me. When he retires, will she  sill follow him around?  

lenekramo said...

You can say that Doug Christie is P-whip and Jackie wears the pans.  He does not sleep in the couch and probably has one hell of a sex life. If that floats his boat that's fine with me. When he retires, will she  still follow him around?  

buntaind said...

EVERYONE HAS TO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS !!! GET A LIFE AND LEAVE
THEIRS ALONE!!

lenarda said...

Hey Doug, U and your wife Jackie have a beautiful marriage,love is understanding and thats what u guys have it's beautiful man.

luvlashon6 said...

GOOD LUCK IN YOUR MARRIAGE. I WAS SO MOVED BY THE PIECE I JUST SAW ON HBO. WHAT A WONDERFUL AND CARING PAIR THE TWO OF YOU ARE. I WISH YOU ALL OF THE SUCCESS AND HAPPINESS THAT MAY COME YOUR WAY. GOD BLESS YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY.


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